Welcome to the ‘Silly Season’
Stories to surprise you over your morning toast
There is nothing quite like an odd news story as a morning tonic. And as you stare down in disbelief at the latest report of a UFO landing in the fold-yard of a farm in Norfolk, it is well worth remembering that this is the month of August and about now things tend to get a little silly.
Just like complaining about the weather, tinkering in the garden and getting excited about DIY, the silly season is a well-worn British staple. Arriving each summer during the fallow summer months for news, Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable defines the period as, ‘the part of the year when Parliament and the Law Courts are not sitting.’
This dearth of activity leaves newspapers scrambling about for news stories. Funded by advertising revenue and horrified at the prospect of slimming down over the summer or displaying too much white space, news editors instigate searches for bizarre, sensational or panic-inducing stories that will see them through until the machinery of society starts to whir once again in September.
2005 was a particularly rich year for silly season stories: ‘Victor Meldrew found in space’ announced the Sun on 9th August having located a constellation that when charted with a line vaguely resembled a cantankerous UK television character. Meanwhile the Daily Express were busy reporting on Tony Blair’s holiday to Barbados where he was recovering from the effects of sunburn which had hit his ‘chest, stomach and arms.’
On 2nd August 2000, The Star slapped down a headline documenting that an angler was ‘speared’ through the stomach by a giant swordfish which jumped into his boat. The following day The Express published a story about 30 hopefuls who had answered an advert in the Job Centre, applying to be a knifethrower’s assistant for a salary of £240 a week.
It is not just the UK which celebrates this silly season; it is a prominent in any country that boasts a strong national press. The Germans, who are not renowned for their sense of humour, are one nation that commemorates the silly season with the far more frivolous name of ‘cucumber time’, which seems a far more apt name – because vegetables are always funny, aren’t they?
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There was an interesting one today in the Sun, campaigning to bring back Victoria Beckham’s smile. Not the most important of news, I’m sure you’ll agree!